Real Life jokes

[RRicci]

This is the area for happenings that actually happened that are humorous. Piratical jokes or conversations that went on weird tangents are welcome here.

[RRicci]

Since I opened this topic, it's only right, I post first.

This happened New Years Eve 2009.

My friend, Danielle, was driving back to the rehab she was staying at at the time. She was supposed to be back at 7:00 PM, but she wanted to do some food shopping first, so she called Kate, who was the head of the home and asked for permission to stay out a little later. They gave her until, which was fine.

I wqas in the front passenger seat and my friend, Tony, was in the back seat because he wanted to go to the city too. Tony then says "Good. Now we can have some time to look for the place I need to go to." I pick up Danieele's phone and pretended to call Kate.

"Hello, Kate? Yees, this is Danielle. I hate to bother you again, but could I stay umtil 11? My frined, tony.......Yes.....But....but....kate, I really don't appreciate that kind of language.......I don't care. I don't ubderstand Spanish"

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Maybe you had tobe there, but at this point Danielle was laughing so hard she said "Rob, I love you as a friend and I don't want to say this, but SHUT UP!!! I don't want to get in an accident." But she was laughing so I know I was on the right track.

[Kherr]

I don't quite understand... >.>'

[RRicci]

I don't quite understand... >.>'

In what way?

[Kherr]

I honestly don't know...