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[stinow]

The biting kid... LMAO

[Kherr]

Yea, it's gotta be the best thing I've ever read in my life... so I posted it on facebook. :3

[JAHGoVeg]

P.s. I will never look at the ocean the same... -__-

I know, right? *shudders*

*Double Shudders*

that's a lot of sperm.

[stinow]

<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

My wife ROFL-ed

[crustyasp46]

<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

My wife ROFL-ed

The size of the ocean, the # of gallons of water, the blue whale is only contributing a drop in the bucket.

[JAHGoVeg]

yeah. but that's still one hugea** motherf**er of a drop.

[The Shadow Dragon]

<Tankero> Well, when the SWAT team comes through the window, I'm not going down without a fight. One of them is going to get a cat to the face.

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<IncoherentMoron> choose an integer between 1 and 35
<Elliotw2> F
<IncoherentMoron> base 10, smartass

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<Lacan7>Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid.

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Quits: zytel (~pirch{AT}svcr-216-108-199-29.dsl.svcr.epix.net) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.)

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<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17 year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with the suppoenas.

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<lech> if i want a 3d file browser, i might as well have a bfg and some monsters to shoot
<Wevah> word
<antiuser> shoot the file you want to open
<Wevah> instead of "rm -rf file" you shoot it with the railgun!
<lech> yeah, then the fun is over
<lech> "I BEAT MY FILE SYSTEM!"

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<Grakrim> Woo, my doctor is on TV!
<Grakrim> ...Pleading the 5th in a criminal negligence trial...


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[JAHGoVeg]

<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17 year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with the suppoenas.

LMAO!

[RRicci]

http://www.bash.org/?25464


<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest>
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

LMAO Good one

[JAHGoVeg]

Hey! It's nice to see you here RRicci