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I Just saw on CNN A Device they created that moniters your dog and has a microphone that picks up on his bark signatures and where he's at, guesses what he's doing.( E.G. chasing a cat. sleeping, eating) and uploads it automatically to the dog's twitter account.

http://money.cnn.com/2010/01/21/news/co ... /index.htm

ohmygod what is wrong with these people.

One of my dogs passes a lot of gas, does it monitor that, and could it give me a hint on what not to feed him, or would I have to go to Twitter to get the info? hmmmm??

You made me fall off my seat laughing when i read that, Crusty!!!!!!!!

come to a better or worse end

tigeredwards wrote:come to a better or worse end

true true.

crustyasp46 wrote:One of my dogs passes a lot of gas, does it monitor that, and could it give me a hint on what not to feed him, or would I have to go to Twitter to get the info? hmmmm??

What would the automatic tweet say,

Your dog has passed wind, check it out on the following tinyurl or login for more details

DOG has pooped on rug.

DOG has gotten into trash.

Aren't these the sorts of surprises that should await an anxious dog owner after a long day of work?

arinlares wrote:DOG has pooped on rug.

DOG has gotten into trash.

Aren't these the sorts of surprises that should await an anxious dog owner after a long day of work?

Twitter to find poop as dog has found new hiding place to go and new place to hide trash.

Twitter informs you that this feature is unavailable but there is a new released upgrade available for download that will add this feature and may be downloaded for the unbelievable low price of $59.95. Proceed to download, arrive at MICROSOFT UPDATE, find out that chip is not legal version, NO CHIP for dog, NO COMPUTER for you, banned from Twitter, for use of illegal chip, social contact life shot to hell, back to exciting life of watching I Love Lucy and Threes Company until cable company finds out you are using neighbors cable line.

That about sums up everything in a nutshell crusty. :3