Game: Corrupt a wish

[Artemis]

This is a game that I used to play on another forum, and I think is a lot of fun. Basically one person posts a wish, it can be anything, and the person who posts after them "corrupts" that wish.

i.e.

Wish: I wish I could have the cutest puppy in the world.

Failed wish: The cutest puppy in the world shows up on your doorstep the next morning. But little do you know, three blocks away some little kid is crying because he lost his puppy.

The poster then posts their wish, and the following person corrupts it. =)

Rules:


1. No swearing.
2. No insulting.
3. No sexual references- AT ALL.
4. Remember this is a PG-13 (at the worst) site.
5. Avoid using wishes/corruptions that have already been used.
6. Quote the wish above you to make things less confusing.
7. Be as creative as possible (they don't always have to have tragic consequences, just unanticipated results).



So then, I'll start!

I wish for a million dollars. =)

[crustyasp46]

Failed wish: You receive your million dollars, and from pangs of remorse hearing TOC needed financial help you donate it all

Wish: I wish I had each and every retro game system complete with all games (sigh)

[Artemis]

Failed wish: You get all the retro game systems and games, but you come to realize that they are just non-functional displays.

Wish: I wish I had a cheese wheel.

[Guest]

Wish: I wish I had a cheese wheel.

Failed Wish: You dont get your cheese wheel. At all

Wish: I wish my new Droid X phone would be delivered sooner! Still waiting (but should be this week)

[Artemis]

Failed Wish: You dont get your cheese wheel. At all

Wish: I wish my new Droid X phone would be delivered sooner! Still waiting (but should be this week)

Failed wish: Your phone gets delivered to me instead.

Wish: I wish I had a ferret

[Guest]

Wish: I wish I had a ferret

Failed Wish: Your ferret has no tail and thus is only considered vermin

Wish: Wish I had more dvd cases.. Random I know

[Hot Trout]

Wish: Wish I had more dvd cases.. Random I know

Failed Wish : You receive an infinate supply of DVD cases ...... just after DVD is made redundant and you start to replace your collection with Green Ray or some other crazy future disk medium


Wish : I wish I had a suit made from live bees.

[Artemis]

Wish : I wish I had a suit made from live bees.

Failed wish: You get your suit of bees... But someone is smoking near you and blows smoke on the bees, therefor pissing them off. Bad thigns happen.

Wish: I wish I was able to fly.

[Guest]

Wish: I wish I was able to fly.

Failed Wish: The only possible time that you would ever be able to fly would be in the future. So fast forward time....... Now its the future and you can fly. Upon taking off for the first time you zoom upwards. Soaring high up. Above the clouds. Higher, and even higher. Seems like your going to space. Still going up. Further. Uhh ohh. You never learned how to go any other direction other than up because you have to pay extra for that. Better luck next time.

Wish: I wish I had a longer summer vacation.

[Artemis]

Failed wish: You get a longer vacation, but unfortunatly, you trip and fall and you go into a coma for most of it.

Wish: I wish I could go to the movies.