Gaming laptops are a complete joke
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:30 pm
I have 3 grandsons, who would like gaming laptops for Xmas this year. Adamant that they wish laptops. I found this article on gaming laptops, and it is dated in 2007. I know that advances have improved some things, however, my opinion is that you get more bang for the buck on a desktop system. So, how relevant is this article in todays world?
A few words of advice from serious gamers would be appreciated. Playing Santa, is not easy, and granting wishes should involve the best choice even if it means the disappointment of not getting exactly what you wish for.
Charlie's Rant A fool and his money
By Charlie Demerjian
Tue Jul 17 2007, 10:50 inShare.0
THERE IS A RAGING debate between me and the rest of the world over gaming laptops. Most people think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread, I think they are about as dumb as you can get. It begs the question, if all of your friends said enemas were cool, would you get one?
The concept is a good one, in theory, but falls flat in reality. The promise is to have a portable machine that plays games as well as it does all the things you want a laptop for. All the machines to date fail on both accounts, with only a nod to portability.
Let's look at the pros of the current crop of gaming laptops. They are, in no particular order:
1) More portable than a desktop
2) Fanbois think you are cool
Now let's look at the down sides, again in no particular order:
1) Very expensive
2) Proprietary hardware that is unfixable if it breaks
3) Proprietary hardware that is unupgradable
4) Slow CPUs
5) Slow buses
6) Slow memory
7) Slow HDs
8) GPU makers lie about the capabilities of mobile GPUs (the 5000M is every bit as good as a 5000, really)
9) They are heavier than a normal laptop
10) They are as portable as a phone book
11) Battery life measured in hummingbird wingflaps
12) Screen responses measured in glacial movement units
13) Keyboards and mice that pale in response to a Logitech G5/G15
14) Lots of expensive crap bolted on you will never use
http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1035315/gaming-laptops-complete-joke
A few words of advice from serious gamers would be appreciated. Playing Santa, is not easy, and granting wishes should involve the best choice even if it means the disappointment of not getting exactly what you wish for.
Charlie's Rant A fool and his money
By Charlie Demerjian
Tue Jul 17 2007, 10:50 inShare.0
THERE IS A RAGING debate between me and the rest of the world over gaming laptops. Most people think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread, I think they are about as dumb as you can get. It begs the question, if all of your friends said enemas were cool, would you get one?
The concept is a good one, in theory, but falls flat in reality. The promise is to have a portable machine that plays games as well as it does all the things you want a laptop for. All the machines to date fail on both accounts, with only a nod to portability.
Let's look at the pros of the current crop of gaming laptops. They are, in no particular order:
1) More portable than a desktop
2) Fanbois think you are cool
Now let's look at the down sides, again in no particular order:
1) Very expensive
2) Proprietary hardware that is unfixable if it breaks
3) Proprietary hardware that is unupgradable
4) Slow CPUs
5) Slow buses
6) Slow memory
7) Slow HDs
8) GPU makers lie about the capabilities of mobile GPUs (the 5000M is every bit as good as a 5000, really)
9) They are heavier than a normal laptop
10) They are as portable as a phone book
11) Battery life measured in hummingbird wingflaps
12) Screen responses measured in glacial movement units
13) Keyboards and mice that pale in response to a Logitech G5/G15
14) Lots of expensive crap bolted on you will never use
http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1035315/gaming-laptops-complete-joke