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[crustyasp46]

ROFLMAO

[Artemis]

This guy walks into a bar, goes over to these two guysplaying pool. Then, walks over to the bartender and says to him, "I bet you $250 that I could piss in that glass at the other end of the bar." The bartender takes the bet. So, the guy proceeds to whipping out his member and pissing everywhere, all over the bar, the pool table, the bartender. All while the bartender is laughing his ass off saying "I won the bet." The man says, "Ok, I'll go get the money for you." He walks over to the two guys playing pool and they both hand him a wad of cash, then he goes back to the bartender and tells him, "I made a profit on this bet." Bartender asks, "How?" The man says, "You see those two guys over there playing pool? I bet them $500 a piece that I could piss all over you and your bar, and you'd be happy about it."

[crustyasp46]

Not a joke, but funny as hell, Yahoo did a recent poll trying to find internet trends of today, to see what kind of impact the net has had on society since Yahoo"s inception in 1995, one of their polls showed that 37% of women AND 37% of men would rather be on the net than have sex, The poll does not mention whether these 37% of women and 375 of men were visiting porn sites on the web.

Afterthought: Does this mean we all have to invest in a laptop and when we try to pick up someone, convince them that they can have the best of both worlds, sex and the net?

[stinow]

This guy walks into a bar, goes over to these two guysplaying pool. Then, walks over to the bartender and says to him, "I bet you $250 that I could piss in that glass at the other end of the bar." The bartender takes the bet. So, the guy proceeds to whipping out his member and pissing everywhere, all over the bar, the pool table, the bartender. All while the bartender is laughing his ass off saying "I won the bet." The man says, "Ok, I'll go get the money for you." He walks over to the two guys playing pool and they both hand him a wad of cash, then he goes back to the bartender and tells him, "I made a profit on this bet." Bartender asks, "How?" The man says, "You see those two guys over there playing pool? I bet them $500 a piece that I could piss all over you and your bar, and you'd be happy about it."

First one i LMAO .

[RRicci]

I feel bad. I started this thread and haven't said a word in it since. When I've got a good joke, I'll say my piece.

Did I miss the rule that says whoever starts a thread must keep posting in it? Hypothetical question, of course.

So this remains on topic:

An Indian boy goes to his father and says "Father, why was I named what I was named?"

The father answers: Your sister, Bright Moon, was named the night the moon was at it's highest. Your brother, Running Bull, was named the day the bulls ran through the village. Now, do you understand, Broken Condom?"

[Hot Trout]

While I was at the Gym the other night I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in.

She did'nt see t he funny side of it and now I am banned for life from the gym.